my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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