sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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