Got a toothbrush?
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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