He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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