Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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