oh god the rape fog is back!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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