Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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