You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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