i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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