Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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