You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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