it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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