I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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