I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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