Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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