You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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