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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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