i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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