I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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