I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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