Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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