i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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