The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Everything about him screamed your future.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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