The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him