The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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