why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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