I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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