I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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