hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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