Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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