Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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