Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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