how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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