Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
