If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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