I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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