Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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