I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Life is so much better after having sex.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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