there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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