No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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