Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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