This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Randomize
