found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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