dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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