you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.