i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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