everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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my shit smells like andre
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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