it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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