Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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