I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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