Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
