North Korea, Best Korea!
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My dick has a subreddit
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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