Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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