Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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