is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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