your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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