Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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